Top Ten Seminars Taught by NASCAR Drivers

10. How to Retire Rich (the T.O.Y.O.T.A. Method) by Dale Jarrett

9. Lead an Exciting Life After Retirement by Mark Martin

8. Public Speaking by Ward Burton

7. How to find Mrs. Right (In just a decade or two) by Greg Biffle

6. Who Needs Skills When You Can Plug A Sponsor Like Me by Michael Waltrip

5. Break out of Your Shell; Help for the Meek and Timid by Kenny Wallace

4. Run Your Very Own Dirt Track for Fun and Profit by Ken Schrader and Tony Stewart, with guest appearances by Kenny Wallace and Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

3. Potty Training 101 by Martin Truex, Jr.

2. Golf Cart Safety by Jimmie Johnson, with a special appearance by Jeff Gordon

1. Hairstyles for the On-the-go Professional by Boris Said and Casey Mears (there's a special discount if you also sign up for Ban that Blemish Forever; a Course for Creamy Skin by Kasey Kahne)